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scottv69 61M
6791 posts
9/23/2021 8:30 am

I know what you mean when it comes to housekeeping having done it for more than 35 years myself.


Leegs2012 51M
96137 posts
9/23/2021 9:29 am

Let's clean and get dirty!!!


lok4fun500 M
51906 posts
9/23/2021 10:29 am


staci_19702 53T
3767 posts
9/23/2021 10:36 am

Hate housework. It’s a team effort to keep up with. So we dare each other to see who can fold the most clothes during a commercial.
Would like to have had sex with one cleaning lady. But…. I don’t do that.
Never hired a cleaning company for the house. I would have to clean before they got there so they wouldn’t think I was a slob. 🤣

Have a great day! 💋
Staci


69ereatwetpussy 61M
6774 posts
9/23/2021 11:30 am

I'm the vacuum cleaner man
I'm the that makes the bed
I'm the one that does my laundry
I'm the dish washer
I'm the duster
I'm the window cleaner
I'm the one picks up after the three dogs
I'm the that clean the lint out of the dryer
I'm the one that cleans the guest bathroom
I'm the one that mops the floors
I'm the one that clean the stove
I'm the one put all the dish away
Is there anything I missed
I'm the one to get it done.
I'm the one just looking for some fun


69ereatwetpussy 61M
6774 posts
9/23/2021 11:31 am

Ps no cleaning would get done with you in that maid outfit.that for sure


peladodel56 67M
10340 posts
9/23/2021 11:36 am

Tienes tiempo para darme un "servicio" ??? Puedo pagar con "especies"???


benard69 66M/66F  

9/23/2021 12:18 pm

And one of the sexiest sanitizers around....xoxo


AdventurousGuy07 59M
672 posts
9/23/2021 7:06 pm

"So Lovers.. Have you ever hired a cleaning company or maid to do your dirty work?

No

Have you had sex with the office cleaning woman?

No

Are you, your own personal maid and chief bottle washer?

Yes

Do you like housework or having a clean home?"

Yes


Otis_Good 71M
4037 posts
9/23/2021 9:27 pm

yes and yes but no company I once call a woman that says she is a company she hires women and they do the cleaning . She came to give me a price on cleaning and told me I needed to pick up some shoes that were on the floor before the cleaning woman got here . You make me think of my days cleaning inside of dow . One of my bosses she had the best tasting pussy I tasted all four of the bosses but this one was expectantly tasty. She always said her husband would kill me if he ever found out . lol he never did and each time she did something she never dared to do with the want be bad ass jealous hubby . The company I worked for at the time had a contract cleaning the white house . I put in a bid to be moved up to wax the floors they completely strip the old wax every night and put on something like seven layers of base and fifteen layers of finish . That would have been something


exsquid46 64M
640 posts
9/23/2021 11:13 pm

Ms. author51,

" 1.So Lovers.. Have you ever hired a cleaning company or maid to do your dirty work?
2.Have you had sex with the office cleaning woman?
3.Are you, your own personal maid and chief bottle washer?
4.Do you like housework or having a clean home?'

1. No and I don't think I could.

2. Nope, never had an office cleaning lady.

3. Yes I am, it is a left over trait from serving on ships.

4. I don't like either one, however doing the cleaning is part of being an adult.


PonyGirl1965 58F
22090 posts
9/24/2021 1:43 am

Great memes!
I had hired a young woman to help me years ago. I really want her back. I struggle to get everything clean in one day and not hurt like heck.
I am the cleaner, cook, bill payer, etc here


69ereatwetpussy 61M
6774 posts
9/24/2021 7:19 am

Oh I'm cleaning make with you would be a dream cum true.


OttawaMan43sum 53M
2220 posts
9/24/2021 7:51 am

Great blog entry, Joy! Thanks for the laughs with the memes.

Yes, I've hired a cleaning company but once in a blue moon. Another time, I hired a FWB to do cleaning, but we didn't have sex because she was dirty! lol

Sex with the maid is a fantasy of mine, but that'll never happen. (Dang it!)

I will be applying my cleaning skills more frequently this fall, not because I like cleaning but bc it's necessary. I would luv to have a clean home and would be veryyyy grateful to a hard-cleaning woman who is able to assist. ( "I know that I said that I would compensate you for your cleaning services, but my wallet is a little short this month. Maybe we could cum to a different arrangement.." ) {Cue the 70's porno music.} Hey, it works with pizza deliveries in the movies so why not with a cleaning lady?


4urplay77 46M

9/24/2021 10:14 pm

Even the clean thoughts are impure...


rosellenc2012 49M
3440 posts
9/25/2021 2:47 pm

I would use my tongue for cleaning a pary of you, once and once again... I'm sure it's clean, but I want to clean...


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